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$1.26The Story
Remind them that it's best to avoid the complicated on their birthday with this funny card from Hallmark's Shoebox collection.
The front of the card features an illustration of a woman standing in the bathroom looking down at her partner collapsed on the floor with toilet paper rolls alongside the message “When Jessica asked “Would it kill you to replace the toilet paper roll?” She had no idea.” The inside of the card features an illustration of a roll of toilet paper alongside the message “Avoid complicated things on your birthday.” Includes one card and one coordinating Hallmark branded yellow envelope Care for your people. Care for your planet. This product is made of material from well-managed, FSC®-certified forests and other controlled sources and is 100% recyclable.
For more than 100 years Hallmark has been helping to create memorable moments and spread joy.

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Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Remind them that it's best to avoid the complicated on their birthday with this funny card from Hallmark's Shoebox collection.
The front of the card features an illustration of a woman standing in the bathroom looking down at her partner collapsed on the floor with toilet paper rolls alongside the message “When Jessica asked “Would it kill you to replace the toilet paper roll?” She had no idea.” The inside of the card features an illustration of a roll of toilet paper alongside the message “Avoid complicated things on your birthday.” Includes one card and one coordinating Hallmark branded yellow envelope Care for your people. Care for your planet. This product is made of material from well-managed, FSC®-certified forests and other controlled sources and is 100% recyclable.
For more than 100 years Hallmark has been helping to create memorable moments and spread joy.























